Sunday, April 26, 2009

The Wingnut Borg Implant says WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another absolute hysterical psychopath for the secession and overthrowing of this "tyrannical" (strange way to describe a lawfully and democratically elected) president, apparently is noted for his extremism. He's been arrested for trying to start violence in the protest. As found on AmericaBlog, 52-year-old Daniel Knight Hayden tweeted the following before the protest:
START THE KILLING NOW! I am willing to be the FIRST DEATH! After I am killed on the Capitol Steps, like a REAL man, the rest of you will REMEMBER ME!!!
There has to be a Wingnut queen. If we can find her, we might be able to bring an end to this nuttiness. You see, the above is too similar to what I dealt with when battling the blond. Apparently there is something in their borg implants that insists you put lots of COMPLETELY LONG SECTIONS OF YOUR POST IN ALL CAPS for maximum RAGE-inducing words, and remember to end all sentences with an exclamation point. No sentence can be simply said. It must always be shouted, because everything you say MUST BE HEARD RIGHT NOW! And bonus points if you put streams of exclamation points at the end instead of JUST ONE!!!!!!!!

Because somehow, that has the magical power to make your baloney instantly true. Review just a few completely unedited hysterical statements from the blond, for instance:
  • I hope like hell we can get the GOD DAMN DEMOCRATICS out of office and stop all the GOD DAMN HAND OUTS TO BY VOTES FOR THEM. So yes I know enough about the issues to vote and I am voting exactly how I see and THINK about the issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • He [Obama] is Muslim and their belief system scares me worse than the Christians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Now you can write back any argument you want to me, but I WILL NOT WAVIER FROM MY BELIEF!!!
  • This type of thinking is what I am calling EXTREME goof ball logic!!!!!!! The system is CHANGING it may NOT be for the GOOD as you see it, or at all! But it would be changing even if we asshole humans weren't here at all! That is what YOU should be able to see with all your DAMN wit and wisdom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING TELLS ME TO FEAR Obama and what he wants to lead this country into.
It's not at all unlike what I've seen in e-mails delivered to others by creationists trying to hype up how horrible evil atheists are trying to take away their right to pollute science with already debunked "science" (i.e. insert religion into science classes when it should be kept in the churches where it belongs). Same style of hysterical all caps, exclamation point abusing rants.

Folks... please... a laxative could do wonders.