Sunday, August 16, 2009

It's about goddamned time the Antichrist got here...

...I've been waiting and waiting and waiting, and I'm getting really tired of having to sustain myself off of human blood. *sigh* So let's get this straight... Obama is the Antichrist because Jesus would've said something in Aramaic that sounds like his name? Somebody quick, find me something funny that Rush Limbaugh or Newt Gingrich sounds like in Aramaic. We can make a counter-video. You gotta see this can of nuts... and notice the disclaimer. It's a real winner:



I am a little miffed though. Everyone knows I was hoping I'd be the antichrist. I mean I had the tights custom made and everything..... sigh...