Saturday, May 14, 2011

Why do people still fall for this shit?

This comes to me through YouTube from a Christard named GPrtn. I just have to wonder, does anybody see a message like this and react, OMG I NEED JEEEBUSSSS!!! or does it ever occur to them that all they're doing is annoying thinking people? Do what I do... scroll through this garbage and just skim it:

Hi !
I'm sorry for disturbing you, but I care about you and I really have to tell you something very important.
Do you know that HEAVEN and HELL are real ? Do you know that when you die you will have to go in one of these two places ?
Have you ever asked yourself, where will you spend your Eternity ?
My dear friend, I care about you and I want you to go to Heaven !
Hell was not created for humans, hell was created for the devil and his demons because they disobeyed God ! Hell is a place of torment, misery and remorse...
Please, choose Heaven - Choose eternal life, choose eternal happiness, choose the blessings of God !
The way to heaven is through JESUS CHRIST alone !Jesus Christ is the ONLY way, He is the truth and the life !
Don't believe those who say that everyone goes to heaven... Those are only lies, please be careful !
We are all sinners (Lust, Hate, Lie, Theft), we have broken the commandments of God and we all deserve to be judged.
Jesus Christ - God Himself, came into this world and He paid our disobedience by dying on the cross for us, for our sins, and through His shed blood our sins are forgiven and we can live in victory.
Pray to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness, Forsake your sins, Believe in Jesus Christ, Start a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, keep a relationship with Jesus Christ until the end, and you will be saved.
It doesn't matter what you've done, it doesn't matter who you are, Turn to Jesus Christ, and you will be saved. 
Open your heart...
Jesus Christ said:
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.The Holy Bible - John 3:16
Jesus answered, I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.The Holy Bible - John 14:6
This is the Gospel of Jesus Christ:
Now, brothers, I want to remind you of the gospel I preached to you, which you received and on which you have taken your stand. By this gospel you are saved, if you hold firmly to the word I preached to you. Otherwise, you have believed in vain.For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that He was buried, that He was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures, and that He appeared to Peter, and then to the Twelve. After that, He appeared to more than five hundred of the brothers at the same time, most of whom are still living, though some have fallen asleep. Then he appeared to James, then to all the apostles, and last of all he appeared to me also, as to one abnormally born.
The Holy Bible - 1 Corinthians 15:1-8
Jesus Christ is the Only way to heaven !Jesus Christ is The Way, The Truth and The Life.
If you want, you can check this out:
Please, do not ignore this message, it is about your eternity !
Open your heart to the King - Jesus Christ, the Lord of lords !

HELL - It's About Your Eternity - Do Something About It - Get Out of Hell. Part 1 / 4HELL - It's About Your Eternity - Do Something About It - Get Out of Hell. Part 1 / 4

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Part 4: 
Um... these links all seem to have something to do with Obama. I've not watched them yet. Maybe I will, maybe I won't, but wow... 
Hi, I'm sorry to bother you, but I've got something very important to tell you. Do you know that heaven and hell are mythical  parts of many countless religions, and that I have no reason to take any of theirs seriously (and you probably don't either). Therefore, I've no reason to take yours seriously either. Do you take it seriously that you must die bravely in battle in order to make it to Valhalla and not go to Helheim? Of course not. Do you see any reason to believe that you must put coins on the eyes of loved ones so they can pay the boatman that takes their soul across Styx? No? I don't either. 
I know right? Their stories are all false religions, and yours is the right one. Guess what. I don't care. You know why I don't care? I have thoughts. And judging by your blathering here, you can only echo what you're told to believe. That's fine. Enjoy that. 
But keep it the fuck away from me. I'm too busy having gay sex to give a shit.
But hey, the videos they've favorited included this six-part (and I can barely make it through one) video of people who've SEEN HELL!!! So if you feel like it, enjoy the lunatic parade. I'd rather not.

After all, let's not forget the SOUNDS FROM HELL phenomenon that's tricked thousands to turn to Jesus (according to TBN), and even Art Bell fell for it. (Of course that gullible dumbass fell for the Blair Witch Project months after it'd gone to video!) Oh, but it's a complete, and absolute, and total hoax. And yet people keep begging you to not believe the "skeptics" (who have completely debunked it) because why look at facts?

Especially when they have none. Although I am totally going to put the sounds of hell on my phone as a ringtone, because that's just frickin' awesome!