Thursday, July 07, 2011

Dear God, with all his hypocrisy, have you thought of running as a Republican?

Not a "god" I WANT to believe in:
▪ Eternal punishment for disbelief = wrath;
▪ Demanding money be paid to the church = greed;
▪ Millennia of inaction while millions suffer = sloth;
▪ Calling yourself the one true god = pride;
▪ Watching people and monitoring their relationships = lust;
▪ Punishing for belief in other gods = envy;
▪ Demanding followers evangelize and convert others = gluttony.

Not sure that last one really qualifies as gluttony, as God doesn't say he's gonna eat them. Unless God is Chthulhu. But I love this. It's going around on Facebook.