Monday, November 11, 2013

Thus spaketh the prophet:

Last night while hanging at the Eagle, the entire night we were there, there was a guy who was having an incredible and engaging conversation. There wasn't anybody else in on the conversation with him, but that didn't seem to stop him. All night long he just chatted up the empty air around him. I genuinely think his imaginary friend was really into him and that he probably got really lucky that night. But I did wonder if maybe the imaginary person, if he makes him feel that special, might not be worth pursuing for myself. In fact I asked my friends if I should go over, cut into the conversation, and steal away with his imaginary friend. What would the guy do after I've taken off and gone home with his date? I regret not finding out.