Saturday, November 16, 2013

Thus spaketh the prophet:

TMI ALERT: Oversharing ahead... Had a great time tonight at the play party, and really found out something that I've always figured would be true. One thing I've never been quite able to accomplish is getting fucked while fucking someone at the same time, being in that fantastic middle. Or as I like to call it, being the lunchmeat in a humpwich. So tonight that happened, and it really worked out pretty well. Previous attempts always seemed too awkward, but this time it worked out nicely. Anyway, with that said, I'll leave you all to whatever it was you were doing, and I'm getting myself to bed now. Nite!