Friday, November 08, 2013

Thus spaketh the prophet:

Okay, to the people who make this salsa: your advertising was cute for a while, but lately it's become detrimental to your salsa. If I get my salsa from New York City, I can also have whipped cream on my coffee and have a three story tent. Your salsa's starting to look like it's only enjoyed by the less advanced of us. I think I'll try some of that New York salsa, thanks.