Monday, November 04, 2013

Thus spaketh the prophet:

I have more horrible news: Cedric Diggory and Albus Dumbledore have died. Snape is missing but is presumed dead as well. Randy Quaid think that these deaths, as well as that of Phyllis Diller and George Burns is evidence of a crazed star-killer cult in Hollywood, so he's fleeing to Kentucky. Oh, and apparently Jackie Chan died but is alive again, so he just wanted everyone to know that Bruce Lee said hi.